APA NEWSLETTER FOR THE WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 1ST 2024

OFFICE HOURS 9AM TO 5PM MONDAY THRU FRIDAY, CLOSED SATURDAY AND SUNDAY

I want to congratulate all the WPC teams. 8 ain’t enough finished 513th, Scratch This 513th, Troubleshooters 385th, Good Times 385th, Too Many Shots 257th, Team Captain’s 193rd, Jack & Jill 129th, and Ladies 193rd. I am proud of all of you and I hope you had a good time.

I want to thank everyone who actually reads the newsletters. I put a lot of info out and appreciate all of you that take the time to do it. For those that don’t, COME ON MAN! You and your team are missing out on all that APA has to offer, updated rules and possibly bonus points which could cost you the chance to qualify for higher level tournament play. Remember you can always find the newsletters on the APA Pool League app.

Remember, do not put any payment in the envelope, this includes for the patch drawing. I will send out an envelope a couple of times during the session that contains patches and a list of who they are for. At that time you can write on that list, who paid the $1 for each of their patches and enclose the list I supplied and money in the envelope and drop it off.

Finally I want to tell all of you that are consistently calling and marking safeties that I appreciate the effort and it doesn’t go unnoticed. Make sure you are paying attention so that we can make sure handicaps are correct.

MOST IMPROVED PLAYER/NEW TEAM CUE: DYLAN ELDER, EMILY GREER, TYLER SEIBERLING, MEGAN VANDIKE. MATCHES PLAYED PLAQUES: ALLI FURMAN, MARY ANN BOND, SUE WUNSCH, JASON WALKER, PATRICIA HOPE, TROY GRIFFIN, MINDY SHEELEY, DOUG MEINERS, ERIN GOLD, TRINA THOMAS, THOMAS RILEY, KRISTINA TENNILL, JASON EWING, JAMIE MARKLE, CIA PUTERBAUGH, JEFFREY DOANE, ANTHONY MILLER, ANTHONY BROWN, TYLER UNDERWOOD, BARRY NELSON, CHRISTINA SCHREIBER, COLE FRY, TODD CLEWELL, MICHAEL SHAVER, JON MORTON, PATRICK GARCIA, RODNEY CHAPMAN, PAUL WELTER, MISSY CHUMBLEY, JOSHUA COX, KELLY KONECNY, KENTON MCPHILLIPS, SCOTT POMIKAL, JEFF HAY. CORRECTED PLAQUES: AMANDA BODE,CASSY HAMPSON, LEON LEYDENS, CARY KONECNY. I will have these at the Tri-Cup.

JOKE OF THE WEEK

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” “Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”
“Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?” “You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!”

If you have any problems during league play, please utilize your Division Reps.

Division Reps:

Palms/Alpha- Grant Wheeler 556-9542 Delta/Encore- John Septer 770-8625

Hotel-TylerCasey 447-0930 Bellagio- Randy Jones 321-9114

Treasure/Flamingo- Rob Bish 669-2504 Luxor/Venetian- Jeff Wood 480-3471

Doubles- Randy Jones 321-9114 Gopher- Tyler Casey 447-0930

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Up-Coming Events For 2024

FALL SESSION 08/18/2024 thru 12/22/2024

SUMMER TRI-CUP 09/06/2024 thru 09/08/2024 @ THE NEW RACK

REGIONAL SINGLES 10/05/2024 thru 10/06/2024 BELLEVUE, NEBRASKA
FLYAWAY SPORTSMANSHIP TOURNAMENT 11/22/2024 thru 11/24/2024 @ THE NEW RACK

FALL TRI-CUP 01/24/2025 thru 01/26/2025 @ THE RACK

HOLIDAY PARTY 02/08/2025 @ THE RACK

REGIONAL SINGLES 03/01/2025 thru 03/02/2025

TEAM CAPTAINS QUALIFIER 04/26/2025

POOLPLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIP 04/27 thru 05/03/2025

(Singles, 8 Ball Doubles, 9 Ball Doubles, Jack & Jill, Ladies, Masters, and Wheelchair Championships)